The Australian landscape whipped past the windows of the Greyhound bus. ′I′m going places,′ I thought. ′I′m gunna take the bush by storm. I′m gunna ride everything, break everything in, dehorn everything and make love to ANYTHING′. What seemed like years later, the bus dropped me outside an old bush pub: the nerve centre of a bustling town of approximately fifteen people. It wasn′t the end of the world, but you only had to shut your eyes to sense it wasn′t far away... Join Phil O′Brien on his adventures from Kimberley to Kakadu, meet the crazy (and occasionally crazed) characters he meets along the way and find out just how much trouble a free-spirited, easygoing guy can get into in the great Australian outback, especially after he′s had a schooner or six.